Jimmy Perez

jimmy is a man of many talents. he once had everything in this world that he could ever want except for a penis, let alone a large one. he used to desperately buy penis enlargement pills and even bootleg viagra from scammers, but he has since given up on those solutions because all they did was make his stomach feel funny. this is why he signed up to have his penis surgically removed and replaced with "penis 2," a large, weaponized robot penis that can be turned into many different weapons.

he also has massive robot balls that give him superpowers, though these powers lie dormant and have not been unlocked yet. he quickly learns that having a large penis doesn't mean everything, and it has brought a heavy burden on his shoulders. he got what he wanted, but he lost what he had.

jimmy's memory is rather faulty. there's a lot of people and events in his life that he has no recollection of, and it may have been because of the penis waves from the penis surgery that messed up his brain. he also died once and went to hell for a split second but the doom arc was cut short by a mysterious benefactor. it is likely that davy traded his life for jimmy's and david mistakenly thinks jimmy killed him because of that.

he may also be slowly turning into an OAP without knowing it.